MINCED OATHS:

Since the name of this blog is "Minced Oath", I guess I'd better pony up the minced oaths. I've thrown in some euphemistic adjectives and other euphemisms as well, and even some acronyms, which could be used as minced oaths in a pinch. OK, fine, I threw in some insults as well, or whatever the heck I found amusing...

WARNING!
Thar be monstrous unminced oaths below! Only for those mature enough not to be offended by words that are offensive to the immature!

I'M NOT KIDDING!
All sensitive souls need to immediately look away and surf back to less offensive web harbors!

PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!
If you're religious or easily offended or incredibly susceptible to being negatively influenced by or changing your behavior for the worse based on bad words you might happen to read, then please FRO! Now, before it's too late FFS!

Back to the Minced Oath Blog... (Better go back now if you know WTF is good for you...)

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Why are you still here? Do not read on unless you want to risk being significantly and repeatedly offended! You heard me right - repeatedly! Jeepers creepers, cover your peepers!

Holy Minced Oath Batman!

Holy priceless collection of inoffensive bouncing boilerplated minced oaths that are not likely to contribute to the deliqency of minors, Batman! Gotta love that Boy Wonder (aka Dick Grayson) - he knows how to curse in a minced fashion all his own. Well said, Robin!

Sources:

Programs:

Holy ____! Source Program Season Episode Comments
A
abominable spaceman2C114, Doomsday/Battle of the Gods
agility1,4,5,6ATBDTBD
almost1,5,6B--
alphabet2,5A115, The Joker Goes to School
Alps1,2,5,6A24, The Cat and the FiddleThe European mountain range, or just a generic mountain range (in this case, Robin was referring to Mount Gotham)
alter ego1,5,6ATBDTBD
anagrams1,2,4,5,6A39, How to Hatch a Dinosaur
apparition1,5,6ATBDTBD
armadillos1,2,5,6A244, Penguin's Disastrous End
armor plate5,6ATBDTBD
ashtray1,5,6ATBDTBD
asp1,5,6ATBDTBDThe venomous snake
astringent plum-like fruit1,2,4,5,6A326, Minerva, Mayhem and MillionairesNot "pomite fruit"; astringent = sharp or bitter taste
astronomy1,2,6A2; 237, The Zodiac Crimes; 38, The Joker's Hard Times
Audubon1,2,5,6A232, The Duo is SlummingJohn James Audubon (1785-1851), ornithologist (most relevant in this context), naturalist, and painter
aviaries2C15, Trial of the SuperFriends/The Pied Piper from Space
B
backfire1,5,6ATBDTBD
ball and chain1,2,5,6A115, The Joker Goes to School
bank balance1,2,5,6A217, Hizzonner the Penguin
bankruptcy1,2,5,6A248, The Joker's Epitaph
banks1,5,6ATBDTBD
bargain basements1,2,4,5,6A319, Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
barracuda5,6ATBDTBD
Bat logic2,3,5,6A226, It's How You Play the Game (It's the Way You Play the Game?)
Bat trap1,5,6ATBDTBD
Benedict Arnold1,2,3,5,6A116, He Meets His Match, the Grisly GhoulBenedict Arnold (1741-1801), American Revolutionary War general, infamous traitor
bijou1,2,5,6A250, Batman Displays His KnowledgeFrench word for 'jewel'
bikini1,2,5,6B--
Bill of Rights2,5,6A213, An Egg Grows in Gotham
birthday cake3,5,6A110, A Death Worse Than Fate
Blackbeard1,2,5,6A22, Walk the Straight and NarrowAka Edward Teach, aka Edward Thatch (c.1680–1718), English pirate
blackout1,2,4,5,6A32, Ring Around the Riddler
blank cartridge1,2,6A227, The Penguin's Nest
blizzard1,6ATBDTBD
Bluebeard1,2,6A216, The Dead RingersSerial killer in French folktale
bouncing boilerplater1,2,5,6A117, True or False FaceI have no idea what this means ...
bowler1,5,6ATBDTBD
brainwaves2D11, The Brain Machine/Joy Ride/Invasion of the Earthors/The Whirlpool
bullseye1,2,5,6A243, Penguin Sets a Trend
bullseye6B--
bunions1,5,6ATBDTBDNot 'bunsons'
burrowing invaders2D17, The Enforcer/Shark/Planet of the Neanderthals/Flood of Diamonds
C
caffeine1,2,5,6A249, Catwoman Goes to College
camouflage1,2,5,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them All
Captain Nemo1,5,6B--Aka Prince Dakkar, antihero in Jules Verne's (1828–1905) novels
Caruso1,2,5,6A216, The Dead RingersEnrico Caruso (1873–1921), Italian opera singer
catastrophe1,2,4,5,6A2; 343, Penguin Sets a Trend; 25, The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
cats2,5,6A119, The Purr-fect Crime
chicken coop1,2,5,6A220, Deep Freeze
chilblain1,5,6ATBDTBDAka pernio, aka perniosis; disease caused by poor circulation when cold
chocolate éclair1,2,5,6A228, The Bird's Last Jest
chutzpah (aka hutzpah)1,2,5,6A247, The Joker's Last LaughYiddish word for audacity, extreme self-confidence
Cinderella1,5,6ATBDTBDLiving happily ever after with Prince Charming, presumably
CinemaScope1,2,5,6A242, Penguin is a Girl's Best FriendTrademarked process for shooting and projecting wide screen movies
cliché1,2,5,6A23, Hot Off the Griddle
cliffhanger1,2,5,6A243, Penguin Sets a Trend
clockwork1,2,5,6A133, Fine Finny Friends
clockworks1,2,5,6A247, The Joker's Last Laugh
coffin nails1,2,5,6A218, Dizzoner the Penguin
coincidences2C11, Wanted: The Super Friends/Rokan: Enemy from Space
cold creeps1,2,4,5,6A315, The Ogg Couple
complications1,2,4,5,6A31, Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin
conflagration5,6ATBDTBDNot 'consecration' (Holy Bat Words)
confusion2C111, Conquerors of the Future/Invasion of the Brain Creatures
constellations2C13, The World's Deadliest Game/Battle at the Earth's Core
contributing to the delinquency of minors1,2,4,5,6A311, The Londinium Larcenies
corpuscles1,2,5,6A27, The Spell of Tut
cosmos1,2,5,6A26, Barbecued Batman?
costume party1,2,5B--
cow2I22, Critters
crackup1,2,5,6A232, The Duo is Slumming
credicorn???6ATBDTBDI have no idea what Robin says while in the Batmobile... (see Holy S*** Batman 5:41)
creeping vines2C110, Swamp of the Living Dead/World Beneath the Ice
crossfire1,5,6ATBDTBD
crucial moment1,2,4,5,6A314, Catwoman's Dressed to Kill
crying towels1,2,4,6A38, The Ogg and INot "frying towels" (holysmokesbatman.com)
cryptology1,5,6ATBDTBD
crystal ball1,2A249, Catwoman Goes to College
cut communications2C16, Monolith of Evil/Attack of the Vampire
D
d'Artagnan1,2,6A23, Hot Off the GriddleFriend of The Three Musketeers, Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870)
Davy Jones1,2,6A228, The Bird's Last JestDavid Thomas Jones (1945-2012), The Monkees
dead end1,2,6A247, The Joker's Last Laugh
demolition1,6B--
dental hygiene1ATBDTBD
deposit slip1,2,6A231, The Puzzles are Coming
detonation1,2,4,6A310, Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
detonator1,5,6ATBDTBD
deviltry1,2,6A22, Walk the Straight and Narrow
dilemma1,2,4,6A314, Catwoman's Dressed to Kill
disappearing act1,2,4,5,6A325, The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
disaster area1,2,6A217, Hizzonner the Penguin
discoveries2C18, Secret Origins of the SuperFriends/Terror from the Phantom Zone
distortion1,2,6A220, Deep Freeze
dive-bombers2C15, Trial of the SuperFriends/The Pied Piper from Space
diversionary tactic1,2,4,6A2; 341, Scat! Darn Catwoman; 5, A Horse of Another Color
diversionary tactics1,5ATBDTBD
E
Edison1,2,6A210, Ma ParkerThomas Alva Edison (1847–1931), American inventor
eggshells1,4,5,6ATBDTBD
encore5,6ATBDTBD
epicure1,6ATBDTBD
epigrams1,6ATBDTBD
escape hatch1,2,6A260, The Duo Defy
explosion1,5,6ATBDTBD
explosions2C18, Secret Origins of the SuperFriends/Terror from the Phantom Zone
F
false front1,6ATBDTBD
fate worse than death1,2,6A223, Marsha, Queen of Diamonds
felony1,2,5,6A120, Better Luck Next Time
finishing touches1,2,4,6A318, Louie's Lethal Lilac Time
fireworks1,2,6A26, Barbecued Batman?
firing squad1,2,6A227, The Penguin's Nest
fishbowl1,6ATBDTBD
flight plan1,2,5,6A231, The Puzzles are Coming
flip-flop1,2,6A228, The Bird's Last Jest
floodgate1,2,5,6A222, The Joker's Provokers
floor covering1,2,5,6A259, Ice Spy
flypaper1,2,5,6A1; 24, The Penguin's a Jinx; 51, A Piece of the Action
flytrap5,6ATBDTBD
fog1,5,6ATBDTBDThis sounds perilously close to "Holy fuck!"
forecast2,5,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them All
fork in the road1,2,5,6A245, Batman's Anniversary
foul play2C111, Conquerors of the Future/Invasion of the Brain Creatures
Fourth Amendment1,2,4,5,6A33, The Wail of the SirenFourth Amendment to the United States Constitution, Bill of Rights, which prohibits unreasonable searches, seizures, and recognizes the right of privacy
Fourth of July5ATBDTBDAmerican Independence Day, which celebrates the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776
Frankenstein1,2,5,6A2; 248, The Joker's Epitaph; 7, The Spell of TutVictor Frankenstein, a mad scientist in Mary Shelley's (1797-1851) novel Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus (1818)
Frankenstein it's alive5ATBDTBD
fratricide1,2,3,5A215, The Devil's Fingers
frogman1,3,5A114, Batman Stands Pat
fruit salad1,2,5,6A115, The Joker Goes to School
fugitives1,2A216, The Dead Ringers
funny bone1,2,5,6A247, The Joker's Last Laugh
G
gall1,2,4,5,6A321, The Great Escape
gambles1,2,5,6A239, The Penguin Declines
Gemini1,4,5,6ATBDTBDTwins
geography1,2,5,6A120, Better Luck Next Time
ghost writer1,5,6ATBDTBD
giveaways1,2,4,5,6A2; 317, Hizzonner the Penguin; 25, The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
glue pot1ATBDTBDNot "glow pot" (holysmokesbatman.com)
Golden Gate1,5,6ATBDTBD North American strait connectiing San Francisco Bay to the Pacific Ocean, spanned by the Golden Gate Bridge
gorilla warfare2C19, Revenge on Gorilla City/The Anti-Matter Monster
Graf Zeppelin1,2,5,6A231, The Puzzles are ComingCount Ferdinand von Zeppelin (1838-1917), airship builder ("Graf" is German for "Count"); in this case, Robin is refering to an "aerial balloon"
grammar1,3,5,6A16, Batman is Riled
graveyard1,5,6ATBDTBD
greed1,2,5,6A216, The Dead Ringers
greeting cards2,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them AllNot "green card" (holysmokesbatman.com)
guacamole1,2,5,6A226, It's How You Play the Game
Guadalcanal1,2,5,6A228, The Bird's Last JestA tropical island in the South-Western Pacific, known for horrific battles between American and Japanese forces in the Second World War
gullibility1,2,5A312, The Foggiest Notion
gunpowder2,5,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them All
H
H2O2C16, Monolith of Evil/Attack of the VampireChemical formula for water: H2O
haberdashery1,2,5,6A13, Fine Feathered FreaksIn North America, a store for men's clothing and accessories
Hades4,6ATBDTBDThe underworld, aka Hell
hailstorm1,2,5,6A116, He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul
hairdo1,2,5,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them All
hall of doom2C1; 18, Secret Origins of the SuperFriends/Terror from the Phantom Zone; 14, Doomsday/Battle of the Gods
hallelujah1,5ATBDTBD
Halloween1,2,5ATBDTBDAll Hallow's Eve celebration on October 31
Halloween2,6B--
hallucination5,6B--
hamburger1,2,5,6A257, Pop Goes the Joker
Hamlet1,2,5,6A231, The Puzzles are ComingPrince Hamlet in William Shakespeare's (1564-1616) The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark (c.1599-1602)
hamstrings1,2,4,5,6A319, Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
handiwork1ATBDTBD
happenstance1,2,5,6A113, The Thirteenth Hat
hardest metal in the world1,2,4,5,6A323, I'll Be a Mummuy's Uncle
harem2,5A223, Marsha, Queen of Diamonds
haziness1,2,5A311, The Londinium Larcenies
headache1,2,5,6A131, Death in Slow Motion
headlines1,2,3,5,6A16, Batman is Riled
heart failure1,2,4,5,6ATBDTBD
heart failure2,6B--
heartbreak1,2,5,6A216, The Dead Ringers
heartbreak6B--
Heidelberg1,2,5,6A229, The Cat's MeowThe German City
helmets1,5ATBDTBD
helplessness1,2,3,4,5,6A325, The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
here we go again1,2,4,5,6A315, The Ogg Couple
hieroglyphics1,2,5,6A32, Ring Around the Riddler
hi-fi5,6ATBDTBD
high wire1,2,5A28, Tut's Case is Shut
hijack1,2,5,6A219, Green Ice
hijackers1,5ATBDTBD
highchairs6ATBDTBD
hillside2D17, The Enforcer/Shark/Planet of the Neanderthals/Flood of Diamonds
history1,2,5,6A243, Penguin Sets a Trend
hoaxes1,2,5,6A257, Pop Goes the Joker
hole in a donut1,2,3,5,6A19, Zelda the Great
hollers2D13, The Marsh Monster/Runaways/Will the World Collide?/Time Rescue
Hollywood1,2,5,6A249, Catwoman Goes to CollegeDistrict in Los Angeles that was the main center of the American motion picture industry
holocaust1,5,6ATBDTBD
homecoming1,2,4,5,6A314, Catwoman's Dressed to Kill
homework1,2,4,5A313, The Bloody Tower
homicide1,3,5,6A129, The Bookworm Turns
hoodwink1,2,5,6A236, The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
hoofbeats1,2,4,5,6A3; 37, Louie, the Lilac; 21, The Great Escape
hors d'oeuvre1,5,6ATBDTBDSmall appetizer (French: "outside the work")
horseshoe1,2ATBDTBDNot 'harshin' (holysmokesbatman.com)
horseshoe2,6B--
horseshoes1,5,6ATBDTBD
hostage1,2,5,6A2; 21, Shoot a Crooked Arrow; 57, Pop Goes the Joker
hotfoot1,5,6ATBDTBDSpoken by narrator rather than Robin?
hotfoot2C11, Wanted: The Super Friends/Rokan: Enemy from Space
hotspot1,2A25, The Minstrel's Shakedown
Houdini1,2,5,6A1; 2; 217, True or False Face; 1, Shoot a Crooked Arrow; 23, Marsha, Queen of DiamondsHarry Houdini, aka Erik Weisz, aka Ehrich Weiss, aka Harry Weiss (1874–1926), magician and escape artist
Houdini2B--
Houdini2C1; 11, Wanted: The Super Friends/Rokan: Enemy from Space; 13, Fairy Tale of Doom/Batman: Dead or Alive
human collector's item1,2,5,6A251, A Piece of the Action
human pearls1,2,5,6A239, The Penguin Declines
human pressure cookers1,2,4,5,6A326, Minerva, Mayhem and Millionaires
human surfboards1,2,4,5,6A310, Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
hunting horn1,5ATBDTBD
hurricane1,2,5,6A127, The Curse of Tut
hydraulics1,2,5,6A222, The Joker's Provokers
hypnotism1,2,5,6A223, Marsha, Queen of Diamonds
hypodermics1,2,4,5,6A320, Penguin's Clean Sweep
hypothesis1,2A250, Batman Displays His Knowledge
I
ice picks1,2,5,6A119, The Purr-fect Crime
ice skates1,2,6A259, Ice Spy
iceberg1,2,5,6A17, Instant Freeze
icebergs2C12, Invasion of the Fearians/The Demons of Exxor
impenetrability2C12, Invasion of the Fearians/The Demons of Exxor
impossibility1,5,6ATBDTBD
impregnability1,5,6ATBDTBD
incantation1,4,5,6ATBDTBD
incredibilities2D11, The Brain Machine/Joy Ride/Invasion of the Earthors/The Whirlpool
incredibility2D13, The Marsh Monster/Runaways/Will the World Collide?/Time Rescue
inquisition1,2,5,6A21, Shoot a Crooked Arrow
interplanetary yardstick1,2,4,5,6A324, The Joker's Flying Saucer
interruptions1,5ATBDTBD
intruders2C15, Trial of the SuperFriends/The Pied Piper from Space
iodine5,6ATBDTBD
IT&T1,5,6ATBDTBDITT Corporation (originally International Telephone & Telegraph), American company, primarily known for communications
J
jack-in-the-box1,5,6ATBDTBD
jackpot5,6ATBDTBD
jailbreak1,2,5,6A210, Ma Parker
jailbreaks2C17, The Giants of Doom/The Beasts Are Coming
jawbreaker1,2,5,6A27, The Spell of Tut
jelly molds1,5,6ATBDTBD
jet set1,2,5,6A253, King Tut's Coup
jigsaw puzzles1,2,5,6A225, Come Back, Shame
jitterbugs1,2,5,6A134, Batman Makes the Scenes
journey to the center of the earth1,2,4,5,6A323, I'll Be a Mummuy's Uncle
jumble1,2,5,6B--
K
karats and diamonds2,4,5,6A321, The Great Escape
keyhole1,2,5,6A221, The Impractical Joker
keyring1,2,5,6A221, The Impractical Joker
kilowatt1,2,5,6A131, Death in Slow Motion
kindergarten1,5,6ATBDTBD
knit one purl two1,2,4,5,6A319, Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
knockout drops1,5,6ATBDTBD
known unknown flying objects1,2,4,5,6A324, The Joker's Flying Saucer
Koufax1,5,6ATBDTBDSandy Koufax (1935-), baseball player
L
Las Vegas2,5,6A115, The Joker Goes to SchoolCity of Las Vegas, Nevada, United States, famous for gambling
leopard1,2,5,6A121, The Penguin Goes Straight
levitation1,2,4,5,6A2; 328, The Bird's Last Jest; 13, The Bloody Tower
lift-off1,5,6ATBDTBD
lion tamers2C14, The Time Trap/Sinbad and the Space Pirates
living end1,5,6ATBDTBD
lodestone1,5,6ATBDTBDA naturally magnetized piece of magnetite
Long John Silver1,2,5,6B--Pirate in Robert Louis Stevenson's (1850-1894) Treasure Island, or the Mutiny of the Hispaniola (1883)
looking glass1,5,6ATBDTBD
lovebirds1,5ATBDTBD
Luther Burbank1,2,4,5,6A37, Louie, the LilacLuther Burbank (1849-1926), American horticulturalist
M
madness1,5,6ATBDTBD
magic lantern1,5,6ATBDTBDA projector for photographic slides, dating from the 17th century
magician1,5,6ATBDTBD
mainsprings1,2,5,6A211, The Clock King's Crazy CrimesSpiral torsion springs used to power clocks, watches, and other mechanical devices
marathon1,2,5,6B--
mashed potatoes1,2,5,6A238, The Joker's Hard Times
masquerade1,2,5,6A211, The Clock King's Crazy Crimes
matador1,2,5,6A226, It's How You Play the GameA bullfighter (see also toreador)
mechanical armies1,2,4,5,6A319, Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
memory bank1,2,5,6A236, The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
Merlin the Magician1,5,6B--The wizard of Arthurian legend
mermaid1,2,5,6A236, The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
merry-go-round1,5,6ATBDTBD
mesmerism2,5,6A221, The Impractical JokerHypnotism, named after Franz Anton Mesmer (1734–1815)
metallurgy2C11, Wanted: The Super Friends/Rokan: Enemy from Space
meteor showers2C19, Revenge on Gorilla City/The Anti-Matter Monster
metronome1,2,3,5,6A216, The Dead Ringers
mind-benders2C13, The World's Deadliest Game/Battle at the Earth's Core
miracles1,2,5,6A232, The Duo is Slumming
miscalculations2C17, The Giants of Doom/The Beasts Are Coming
miscast1,2,5,6A242, Penguin is a Girl's Best Friend
missing relatives1,2,4,5,6A32, Ring Around the Riddler
mistrials2C15, Trial of the SuperFriends/The Pied Piper from Space
molars1,2,3,5,6A132, The Riddler's False NotionGrinding teeth
molehill1,5,6ATBDTBD
movie moguls1ATBDTBD
mucilage1,2,3,4,5,6A34, The Sport of PenguinsIn North America (and in this context), adhesive glue
mudholes2C15, Trial of the SuperFriends/The Pied Piper from Space
multiple emergencies2C1; 12, Invasion of the Fearians/The Demons of Exxor; 5, Trial of the SuperFriends/The Pied Piper from Space
multiple images2D11, The Brain Machine/Joy Ride/Invasion of the Earthors/The Whirlpool
multitudes1,2,5,6A236, The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
murder1,2,5,6A116, He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul
murk2D13, The Marsh Monster/Runaways/Will the World Collide?/Time Rescue
mush1,2,5,6A230, The Bat's Kow Tow
N
naïvety1,5,6ATBDTBDNot 'naïve' (holysmokesbatman.com)
nerve center1,6ATBDTBD
New Year's Eve2,5,6A116, He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul
nick of time1,5,6ATBDTBD
night stalkers2C110, Swamp of the Living Dead/World Beneath the Ice
nightmare1,2,5,6ATBDTBD
nightmare2,6B--
nine months of trouble2H--
non sequiturs1,2,4,5,6A34, The Sport of PenguinsA conclusion that doesn't logically follow from its premise (Latin: "it does not follow")
O
Oleo1,2,3,5,6A23, Hot Off the GriddleOleomargarine? Either that or, as Catwoman suggests, Robin is yodeling
olfactory1,2,5,6A255, Black Widow Strikes Again
one-track Batcomputer mind1,2,4,5,6A33, The Wail of the Siren
oversight1,2,5,6A251, A Piece of the Action
oxygen1,2,5,6A134, Batman Makes the Scenes
P
Paderewski1,5,6ATBDTBDIgnacy Jan Paderewski (1860-1941), pianist, composer, Prime Minister of Poland
paraffin1,5,6ATBDTBD
perfect pitch1,2,5,6A216, The Dead Ringers
pharaohs2C111, Conquerors of the Future/Invasion of the Brain Creatures
pianola1,5,6ATBDTBDAka a player piano
pincushion2,4,5,6A310, Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
pitfall2F12, The Dynamic Scooby Doo Affair
polar front1,5,6ATBDTBD
polar ice sheet1,2,5,6A260, The Duo Defy
Polaris1,2,5,6B--The North Star, used for navigation
popcorn1,5,6ATBDTBD
potluck1,2,5,6A218, Dizzoner the Penguin
precision1,2A247, The Joker's Last Laugh
pressure cooker1,5,6ATBDTBD
priceless collection of Etruscan snoods1,2,4,5,6A314, Catwoman's Dressed to KillMy favorite! Etruscans lived in Etruria in Italy (now Tuscany) from c. 700 BCE to the 4th century BCE; snoods are decorative hairnets or mesh hoods for women
pseudonym1,2,5,6A221, The Impractical Joker
purple cannibals1,2,4,5,6A37, Louie, the Lilac
puzzlers1,5,6ATBDTBD
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rainbow1,5,6ATBDTBD
rat race2,3A118, Holy Rat RaceUsed in the title, but not within the episode
rat trap1,5,6ATBDTBDNot "rats in a trap"
ravioli1,2,5,6A15, The Joker is Wild
razor's edge1,2,4,5,6A323, I'll Be a Mummuy's UncleRobin: "Was that a close shave!"
reckless driving2C110, Swamp of the Living Dead/World Beneath the Ice
recompense1,2,5,6A214, The Yegg Foes in Gotham
red herring1,5,6ATBDTBD
red snappers1,5,6ATBDTBD
reincarnation1,5,6ATBDTBD
relief1,2,5,6A215, The Devil's Fingers
remote control robot1,2,5,6A248, The Joker's Epitaph
Reshevsky1,5,6ATBDTBDSamuel Herman Reshevsky, born Szmul Rzeszewski (1911-1992), American chess grandmaster
resourcefulness2A230, The Bat's Kow Tow
return from oblivion1,2,4,5,6A317, The Joke's on Catwoman
reverse polarity1,2,5,6A256, Caught in the Spider's Den
rheostat2,5,6A210, Ma ParkerA device that controls electrical current with a variable resistance
ricochet1,5,6ATBDTBD
Rip Van Winkle1,2,4,5,6A2; 329, The Cat's Meow; 20, Penguin's Clean SweepMain character in Washington Irving's (1783-1859) "Rip Van Winkle" short story (1819)
rising hemlines1,2,4,5,6A312, The Foggiest Notion
roadblocks1,2,4,5A311, The Londinium Larcenies
Robert Louis Stevenson1,2,4,5,6A314, Catwoman's Dressed to KillRobert Louis Balfour Stevenson (1850–1894), Scottish writer
rock garden1,2,4,5,6A324, The Joker's Flying Saucer
rocking chair1,2,5,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them All
Holey rusted metal2E--Robin: "Holey rusted metal, Batman!" ... "The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey."
Romeo and Juliet5,6ATBDTBDDoomed lovers in William Shakespeare's (1564-1616) Romeo and Juliet (c.1591-1595)
rudder1,2,5A134, Batman Makes the Scenes
S
safari3,5,6A16, Batman is Riled
sarcophagus1,2,5,6A27, The Spell of Tut
sardine1,2,5,6B--
scalding5ATBDTBD
schizophrenia1,5,6ATBDTBD
science fiction2C113, Fairy Tale of Doom/Batman: Dead or Alive
sedatives1,5,6ATBDTBD
self-service1,2,5,6A235, The Contaminated Cowl
semantics2,3,5,6A213, An Egg Grows in Gotham
serpentine1,5ATBDTBD
sewer pipe5ATBDTBD
shamrocks1,2,5,6A219, Green IceLeaves of clover, the national emblem of Ireland
Sherlock Holmes1,5ATBDTBDArthur Conan Doyle's (1859-1930) detective (1887-1927)
short stories2C113, Fairy Tale of Doom/Batman: Dead or Alive
show-up [that Batgirl]1,2,5,6A311, The Londinium Larcenies
showcase1,5,6ATBDTBD
shrinkage1,5,6ATBDTBD
shucks5,6ATBDTBDNot 'shocks' (Holy Bat Words)
skull tamper (cap? tapper?)1,4,5,6ATBDTBDNot "skull tap" (holysmokesbatman.com); I have no idea what this is ...
skyrocket1,2,5,6A128, The Pharaoh's in a Rut
slipped disc1,2,4,5,6A319, Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
smoke1,2,5,6A12, Smack in the Middle
smokes1,2,5,6A132, The Riddler's False Notion
smokes2G17, Too Hot to Handle
smokestack1,5,6ATBDTBD
snowball1,5,6ATBDTBD
sonic booms1,5,6ATBDTBD
special delivery1,2,4,5A316, The Funny Feline Felonies
spider webs1,5ATBDTBD
split second1,2,5,6A251, A Piece of the Action
squirrel cage1,5,6ATBDTBD
stalactite1,2,5,6A224, Marsha's Scheme of DiamondsHere's a useful mnemonic: stalactites hang 'tight' to the ceiling, stalagmites grow 'mighty' from the floor
stampede1,2,5,6A225, Come Back, Shame
standstills1,2,4,5,6A33, The Wail of the Siren
statue nabbers2C14, The Time Trap/Sinbad and the Space Pirates
steam valve5ATBDTBD
stereo1ATBDTBD
stewpot1,5,6ATBDTBD
stomachaches1,2,5,6A248, The Joker's Epitaph
stone carvers2C14, The Time Trap/Sinbad and the Space Pirates
straightjacket1,2A227, The Penguin's Nest
stratosphere1,2,5,6A232, The Duo is Slumming
stuffing1,5,6ATBDTBD
stupor1ATBDTBD
subliminal5ATBDTBD
suborbit1ATBDTBD
sudden incapacitation1,2,4,5,6A32, Ring Around the Riddler
sundial1,2,5,6A211, The Clock King's Crazy Crimes
super monsters2D11, The Brain Machine/Joy Ride/Invasion of the Earthors/The Whirlpool
surprise party1,2,4,5,6A311, The Londinium Larcenies
switcheroo1,2,5,6A113, The Thirteenth Hat
T
Taj Mahal1,2,5,6A125, The Joker Trumps an AceMausoleum in India built by Shah Jahan (1592-1666) for his wife (c.1649)
Tartars1,2,4,5,6A315, The Ogg CoupleAka Tatars, Turkic ethnic group in Eastern Europe and Northern Asia (Batman: "Unholy Tartars, Robin")
taxation1,2,5,6A24, The Cat and the Fiddle
taxidermy1,5,6ATBDTBD
tee shot1,5,6ATBDTBD
teleportation2C15, Trial of the Super Friends/The Pied Piper from Space
ten toes1,2,4,5,6A310, Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
Tenzin adulation1,2A312, The Foggiest NotionPerhaps this refers to the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibetan Buddhism, Tenzin Gyatso (1935-)
terminology1,2,5,6A237, The Zodiac Crimes
termite heap?6ATBDTBDHoly S*** Batman 0:18-0:19
time bomb2,4,5,6A34, The Sport of Penguins
time clocks2C113, Fairy Tale of Doom/Batman: Dead or Alive
time travellers2C14, The Time Trap/Sinbad and the Space Pirates
time travellers2D17, The Enforcer/Shark/Planet of the Neanderthals/Flood of Diamonds
tintinnabulation1,4,5,6ATBDTBD
tip-offs1,2,5,6A257, Pop Goes the Joker
Titanic1,2,5,6A246, A Riddling ControversyRMS Titanic, sank in the North Atlantic ocean with more than 1500 people dead
tome1,5,6ATBDTBD
toreador1,2,5,6A226, It's How You Play the GameA bullfighter (see also matador); Batman: "The word is 'matador', Robin. 'Toreador' is a word of convenience used by Bizet in his classic opera 'Carmen'"
trampoline1,2,5,6A245, Batman's Anniversary
transistors deluxe???2,5,6A118, Holy Rat Race
transistors bill2A25, The Minstrel's Shakedown
travel agent1,5,6ATBDTBD
tremors2C13, The World's Deadliest Game/Battle at the Earth's Core
tremors2D11, The Brain Machine/Joy Ride/Invasion of the Earthors/The Whirlpool
trickery1,5,6ATBDTBD
triple feature1,5,6ATBDTBD
trolls and goblins1,2,5,6A224, Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds
trouble alerts2C110, Swamp of the Living Dead/World Beneath the Ice
tuxedo1,2,5,6A219, Green Ice
U
uncanny photographic mental processes1,2,5,6A252, Batman's Satisfaction
understatements1,2,4,5,6A39, How to Hatch a Dinosaur
underwritten metropolis1,2,4,5,6A319, Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
unlikelihood1,2,5,6A252, Batman's Satisfaction
unrefillable prescriptions1,2,4,5,6A325, The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
V
vanishing acts2C14, The Time Trap/Sinbad and the Space Pirates
vanishing point2C112, The Final Challenge/The Incredible Space Circus
vat5ATBDTBD
Venezuela1,5,6ATBDTBDBolivarian Republic of Venezuela, a country on the northern coast of South America
vertebra1,2,5,6A221, The Impractical JokerNot 'vertebroth' (Wikipedia)
vertebrae2F12, The Dynamic Scooby Doo Affair
voltage1,5,6ATBDTBD
W
waste of energy1,2,4,5,6A323, I'll Be a Mummuy's Uncle
Wayne Manor1,5,6ATBDTBDThe fictional residence of Bruce Wayne, aka Batman
weaponry1,2,5,6A23, Hot Off the Griddle
wedding cake1,2,5,6A248, The Joker's Epitaph
Wernher von Braun1,2,6A29, The Greatest Mother of Them AllWernher Magnus Maximilian, Freiherr von Braun (1912–1977), rocket engineer
whiskers1,5,6ATBDTBD
wigs1,2,5A118, Holy Rat Race
Z
Zorro1,5ATBDTBDZorro (Spanish: 'fox') is the secret identity of Don Diego de la Vega, a Californio nobleman in Los Angeles during Spanish rule; created by Johnston McCulley (1883-1958) in 1919

Religious

Religious oaths, minced and unminced.

Minced Oath Unminced Oath
A
AgadGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
B
BegorrahBy God
BejabbersBy Jesus
BejesusBy Jesus
Big DDamn
BlanketyDamnable, damned (from the printer's mark; e.g., d---!)
BlarmedBloody
BlastedDamned
Blast itDamn it
BlazesHell
BleedingBloody
Bleeding heckBloody Hell
BlessedDamned (an auto-antonym/contranym/antagonym/whatever-the-proper-term-is-nym; i.e., say one thing but mean the opposite thing — an all-to-frequent occurrence when it comes to religious behavior, unfortunately)
BlimeyGod blind me
Blinking heckBloody Hell
BloodyBy Our Lady/By'r Lady (Virgin Mary), Jesus' blood, or maybe just bloody — in which case this belongs in the secular section (Who the heck knows?)
BloomingBloody
Blooming heckBloody hell
Blue blazesHell
By GeorgeBy God (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
By GodfreyBy God (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
By gollyBy God's body
By goshBy God
By gumBy God
By JoveBy God
By the dogBy God
C
Cheese and crackersJesus Christ
Cheese and riceJesus Christ
Cheese whizJesus (and a tasty cheesy treat)
ChrissakesFor Christ's sake
ChristmasChrist
CodGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
CokkGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Con sarn itGod damn it
Cor blimeyGod blind me
CrikeyChrist
CriminyChrist's money (i.e., 30 pieces of silver)
CrimonyChrist's money
CripesChrist
CrivvensChrist defend us
D
DadGod
Dad-blamedGod damned
Dad burnGod damn
Dag-blastedGod damned
DadgumGod damn
DadgumitGod damn it
DagnabbitGod damn it
DagnammitGod damn it
DammitGod damn it
DamnGod damn it
Damn itGod damn it
Damn it allGod damn it all
Damn your eyesGod damn you
Damn your hideGod damn you
DangGod damn
Dang blast itGod damn it
DangnabbitGod damn it
DarnGod damn
DarnedGod damned
Dash it allGod damn it all
DeuceDevil
DickensDevil
DoggoneGod damn (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Doggone itGod damn it
DratGod rot/God rot it (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
D-wordDamn
E
EcodGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
EgadOh God (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
EgadsOh God
F
Flaming heckFucking Hell
Flipping heckFucking Hell
For crying out loudFor Christ's sake
For goodness' sakeFor God's sake
For mercy's sakeFor God's sake
For Pete's sakeFor St. Peter's sake, for God's sake
For pity's sakeFor St. Peter's sake, for God's sake
For the love of MikeFor St. Michael's sake, for the love of God, for God's sake
G
GadGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GadzooksGod's hooks (i.e., crucifixion nails; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Gall dangGod damn
Gat DangitGod damn it
GeeJesus
Gee whizJesus
Gee willikersJesus
GeezJesus
Geez LouiseJesus
GeezeJesus
Godfrey DanielGod
Gods bodykinsGod's little body (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GodsookersGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GogGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GoldarnitGod damn it
GoldurnGod damn
GolesGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GollGod
GollyGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Golly Gee willikersJesus
Good garden partyGood God
Good gollyGood God
Good goshGood God
Good graciousGood God
Good gravyGood God
Good griefGood God (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GoodnessGod
Goodness graciousGood God
GorblimeyGod blind me
GoshGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
GoshawfulGod-awful
Gosh dangedGod damned
Gosh darnedGod damned
Go to blazesGo to hell
Go to Putney on a pigGo to hell
GraciousGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Great Caesar's ghostGreat God
Great googly mooglyGreat God
Great ScottGreat God (after General Winfield Scott; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Great sunGreat God
GrudGod (Judge Dredd)
GuyGod
H
HeckHell (used in how/when/where/who/why/for the/as heck of/of a/with it/yes)
H-E-double-hockey-sticksHell
H-E-double-LHell
H-E-double-toothpicksHell
HezmanaHell (Farscape TV series)
Holy cowHoly God (the cow is sacred in Hinduism)
Holy crapHoly shit
Holy cripesHoly Christ
Holy HannahHoly shit
Holy macaroniAll-purpose curse (Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror VI, Homer3)
Holy mackerelHoly Mary, Holy Michael (the archangel) (perhaps; may have something to do with Catholics who ate fish on Fridays)
Holy mackinawHoly shit (unless it's used in the CFL Hamilton Tiger-Cats "Oskee Wee Wee" yell, in which case who the hell knows what it means?)
Holy moley/molyHoly God, Holy Mary, Holy Moses (presumably, or perhaps just a rhyming twin with "holy")
Holy MosesHoly God (presumably)
Holy mother of pearlHoly mother of God (or the more innocent exclamation of SpongeBob SquarePants, "Mother of Pearl"; i.e., Pearl Krabs)
Holy precolyHoly shit
Holy smokeHoly God (presumably; it is not derived from the burning of the ballots when electing a Pope)
Holy spitHoly shit
Holy ToledoHoly shit
H-wordHell
J
Jason CrispJesus Christ
JaysusJesus
JebusJesus
Jeepers CreepersJesus Christ
JeezJesus
Jeezy CreezyJesus Christ
JehosaphatJesus
Jesum CrowJesus Christ (used in New England, USA)
Jiminy ChristmasJesus Christ
Jiminy CricketJesus Christ
JoveGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Judas PriestJesus Christ
Jumping butterballsGod damn it (Room Service, Marx Brothers movie)
L
Land sakesFor the Lord's sake
Land sakes aliveFor the Lord's sake
Lawks a mercyLord have mercy
LummyLord love me
M
MercyGod
Mercy sakesFor God's sake
My goodnessMy God
My goshMy God
O
OdGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Ods bobs/OdsbobsGod's body(recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Ods bodsGod's body
Ods bodikins/OdsbodikinsGod's bodkins (sweet/precious/little body of Jesus, crucifixion nails; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
OdsoGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Ods pittikinsGod's pity
Oh myOh my God
Oh my daysOh my God
Oh my goodnessOh my God
Oh my goodness graciousOh my God
Oh my goshOh my God
Oh my heckOh hell (Mormonism)
OMGOh my God
OmigoshOh my God
Other placeHell
OundsGod (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
R
RuddyBloody
S
Sacré bleuSang de Dieu (God's blood)
Sam HillHell
'sbloodGod's blood (William Shakespeare; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
'sbodyGod's body (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
S'elpe me BobSo help me God (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
'sfootGod's foot (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
SheeshJesus
'slidGod's eyelid (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
'slightGod's light (Ben Johnson; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
'snailsGod's nails (John Hayward; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Strewth/StruethGod's Truth
Suffering succotashSuffering Saviour
T
TarnationDamnation, hell
W
What in Sam Hill?What in damn hell?
What the hey?What the hell?
Wish to goodnessWish to God
Y
Ye godsOh my God (recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)
Ye gods and little fishesOh my God
Z
ZoundsGod's wounds (i.e., crucifixion wounds; recorded between 1350 and 1909, per Ruth Wajnryb, Expletive Deleted $&#@*!: A Good Look at Bad Language, 2005)

Secular

Non-religious oaths, minced and unminced.

Minced Oath Unminced Oath
A
$*#@!All-round general-purpose curse obfuscation in print (or variations thereof)
A into Gass into gear, as in: Get your ass into gear!
AccursedDamned
A-holeAsshole
AMFAdios/aloha motherfucker
ArseAss
AshumsAss
A-wordAss
B
BalderdashCrap
BallsBullshit (in reply to bullshit)
BallsTesticles
Bally (rhymes with 'Sally')Bloody
BaloneyBullshit
BangFuck
BastichBastard/bitch (Lobo, DC Comics)
BeechBitch
BeotchBitch
BFDBig fucking deal
BirdbrainStupid
BlankAll-purpose curse
BlanketyAll-purpose curse
Blankety-blankAll-purpose curse
BlastedDamned
BleedingFucking, or all-purpose curse
BleepAll-purpose curse
BleepingAll-purpose curse
Bleepity bleepAll-purpose curse
BlimeyBlind me
BlimmingBlooming, bloody
BlinkingBloody
Blood and ashesAll-purpose curse (Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time book series)
BloomingBloody
BloodyUK version of 'fucking'
BollocksTesticles
Boll-yotzBullshit (Farscape TV series)
BoobsBreasts
BSBullshit
BUFUButt fuck, anal sex
Bug offFuck off (fuck as in sodomy)
Bugger offFuck off (fuck as in sodomy)
BuggingFucking (West Side Story)
BuzzardBastard
BullBullshit
Bull butterBullshit
Bull crapBullshit
Bull hankyBullshit
Bull hockeyBullshit
Bull plopBullshit
ButtocksAss
B-wordBitch, bastard, bugger, bullshit (take your pick)
C
CacaShit
CensoredAll-purpose curse
ChitShit
ChizzAll-purpose curse (iCarly TV series)
Chuck you FarleyFuck you, Charley (spoonerism)
ClusterfrackClusterfuck
ClustermugClusterfuck (Stephen King)
CockPenis
Cock-upFuck-up
CorksuckerCocksucker (Johnny Dangerously)
CottonpickingFucking
CrapShit
CrowAll-purpose curse (Jim Butcher)
CruddyCrappy, shitty
CrudCrap, shit
C-wordCunt, cock
D
DalmationDamnation
DangDamn
DangnationDamnation
DarnDamn
DarnationDamnation
Darn itDamn it
DarnedDamned
DashAll-purpose curse (i.e., referring to dashes that replace curses in print)
DerrièreAss (when you want to add that certain je ne sais quoi to your euphemism...)
DashedDamned
DILFDad I'd like to fuck
DILLIGAFDo I look like I give a fuck?
DipstickDipshit
Dirty deed, theFuck
Doo-dooShit
DrenShit (Farscape TV series)
DrokkAll-purpose curse (Judge Dredd)
DuckingFucking (often automatically changed by cellphones)
E
EffFuck
Eff allFuck all
EffingFucking
Eff offFuck off
F
FFuck
F allFuck all
FASweet fuck all
FannyAss
Fanny AdamsSweet fuck all
FargingFucking
FarkFuck (fark.com)
F-bombFuck
FeckFuck
FeckingFucking
FekFuck (from Esperanto feki)
Feldercarb/FelgercarbBullshit or crap (original Battlestar Galactica TV series)
FerkFuck
FethFuck (Dan Abnett)
FFSFor fuck's sake
FickFuck (from German)
FigmoFuck it, got my orders
FigsFuck
FikiFuck (Esperanto)
F-ingFucking
FinkFuck
FlakFuck
FlamingFucking, damned, bloody
FlibbertygibbetAll-purpose curse (Granny in Tweety cartoons)
FlippingFucking
Flying figFlying fuck (usually used in "I don't give a flying fig...")
FluffingFucking
FOFuck off
F offFuck off
FOADFuck off and die
FooeyFuck
Fooey on ...Fuck ... (e.g. fooey on you/him/her/that)
FookFuck (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)
FoolFuck (sometimes used by censors for many unintentional laughs)
Forget itFuck it
Forget youFuck you
ForkFuck
Fork youFuck you
FornicateFuck
Foul upFuck up
Foul-upFuck-up
Fouled upFucked up
Four-letter wordFuck (usually, but could refer to others, like shit)
Frack/FrakFuck (both Battlestar Galactica TV series)
Fracking/FrakkingFucking (both Battlestar Galactica TV series)
FrapFuck
FrappingFucking
FreakingFucking
FrellFuck (Farscape TV series)
FrickFuck
Fricka-frackaFuck, fucker, motherfucker
FrickingFucking
FrigFuck
FriggerFucking
Friggin'Fucking
FriggingFucking
Frigging-AFucking-A
Frig upFuck up
Frig-upFuck-up
Frig offFuck off
FROFuck right off
fsckFuck (Internet/text message slang)
FTAFuck the army
FTWFuck the world
FUFuck you
FUBFuck you bub/buddy
FUBARFucked up beyond all recognition
FUBBFucked up beyond belief
Fuddle-duddleFuck off (Pierre Elliot Trudeau)
FudgeFuck
FugFuck (Norman Mailer)
FuglyFucking ugly
FUJIGMOFuck you, Jack, I got my orders
Full of crapFull of shit
Full of itFull of shit
FunkFuck
FunkingFucking
FuppingFucking (Father Ted)
FustercluckClusterfuck
FuthermuckerMotherfucker (spoonerism)
FutzFuck
FutzerFucker
Futz offFuck off
Futz outFuck out
Futz upFuck up
F-wordFuck
G
GAFGive a fuck
GFOGeneral fuck-off
GFUGeneral fuck-up
GitchUnderwear (from Ukrainian)
Give the birdGesture "fuck you" (as in "He gave me the bird")
Give the fingerGesture "fuck you" (as in "He gave me the finger")
GorramGod damn (Firefly TV series)
GotchUnderwear (from Ukrainian)
GrassholeAsshole (Father Ted)
H
HazmotBitch (Farscape TV series)
HootersBreasts
HorsefeathersBullshit
Horse hockeyBullshit
HumpFuck
I
IceholeAsshole (Johnny Dangerously)
ItshayShit (pig latin: a fun way to generate more minced oaths!)
K
Kiss offPiss off
Kissed offPissed off
KnockersBreasts
L
LoveFuck
LoverFucker
LovingFucking
M
Mammy-dodgerMotherfucker
Mammy-jammerMotherfucker
Mammy-jammingMotherfucking
Maw-dickerMotherfucker
MerdShit (variation on French merde, or Esperanto merdo)
MF/m.f.Motherfucker
MILFMother/mom I'd like to fuck
Mo dickerMotherfucker
MofoMotherfucker
MotherMotherfucker
MotherchuckerMotherfucker (bowdlerization)
MotherferyerMotherfucker
MotherfoulerMotherfucker (bowdlerization)
MothergrabberMotherfucker
Mother-grabbingMotherfucking
MotherhumperMotherfucker
Mother-humpingMotherfucking
MotheringMotherfucking
MotherjumperMotherfucker
Mother-jumpingMotherfucking
MotherlickerMotherfucker (bowdlerization)
MotherloverMotherfucker
MotherlovingMotherfucking
Mother-raperMotherfucker
Mother-rapingMotherfucking
MotorcycleMotherfucker (as in: bad motorcycle, dirty motorcycle)
Motor flickerMotherfucker
MuckFuck
Muh fuhMotherfucker
MuthafuckaMotherfucker
M-wordMotherfucker
N
NertsNuts, all-purpose curse
Number oneUrination
Number twoDefecation
N-wordNigger
P
Pardon my FrenchExcuse/forgive my use of an obscenity/oath/minced oath
PeckerPenis
PeckerheadPenis head
PeePiss
Pee offPiss off
Peed offPissed off
PeterPenis
PhunkingFucking
PigPrick
Piss offFuck off
PO'dPissed off
P offPiss off
PokeFuck (British)
PooShit
PoopShit
PoppycockShit
P-wordPiss, pussy
R
RackBreasts
RandyHorny
RassenfrassenAll-purpose curse (Yosemite Sam)
RTFMRead the fucking manual
RuddyBloody
S
ScrewFuck
ScrewedFucked
Screw-upFuck-up
Screwed upFucked up
Screw youFuck you
S-E-XSex (spoken)
Shih TzuShit
ShivMale or male genitalia (John Brunner)
ShizShit
ShoiteShit (Dublin slang)
ShootShit
ShucksShit
Shut the front doorShut the fuck up
SlitFemale or female genitalia (John Brunner)
SmegAll-purpose curse (Red Dwarf)
SmuckFuck (Stephen King)
SmurfAll-purpose curse (and verb and noun) (The Smurfs)
SnafuSituation normal: all fucked up
SnafuedFucked up
SnefuSituation normal: everything fucked up
SOBSon of a bitch
SodBastard (British)
Sod offFuck off (fuck as in sodomy)
Sofa kingSo fucking
SOLShit out of luck
Son of a gunSon of a bitch
Son of a you-know-whatSon of a bitch
SpashAll-purpose curse (John Spencer)
SpunkSperm
STFUShut the fuck up
StinkingFucking
StommAll-purpose curse (Judge Dredd)
StuffedFucked
SugarShit
Sweet FASweet fuck all
Sweet Fanny AdamsSweet fuck all
S-wordShit
T
TanjAll-purpose curse - There Ain't No Justice (Larry Niven)
TarfuThings are really fucked up
Teed offPissed off
TitsBreasts
TrampSlut
TSTough shit
TurdShit
U
UndiesUnderwear
UnmentionablesUnderwear
UnprintableAll-purpose curse
W
Whiskey tango foxtrotWhat the fuck
WitchBitch
WTFWhat the fuck
Y
Ying-yangAsshole
YotzShit (Farscape TV series)
You-know-whatAll-purpose curse (e.g. son of a you-know-what)
Your motherGo fuck your mother
Z
ZarkFuck (Farscape TV series)
Zark offFuck off (Farscape TV series)

Banned!

OK, so these oaths are unminced. But I'm a huge fan of George Carlin and I miss him and his biting comedy. And this was part of one of his best and most infamous bits: "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television", Class Clown, 1972. Lenny Bruce had a couple more words in his list in a performance in 1966.

George Carlin Lenny Bruce
ShitShit
PissPiss
FuckFuck
CuntCunt
CocksuckerCocksucker
MotherfuckerMotherfucker
TitsTits
-Ass
-Balls